Bayshore Mall

Whoever thought that putting an outdoor mall in Wisconsin was a good idea is a complete idiot. When I was a kid, I enjoyed going to Bayshore Mall, but now it’s a joke. Nicole and I walked around the place, freezing in the wind, and decided we would never return. It is a travesty to have to put on your winter coat between stores. Perhaps the building designers were trying to drop a hint to Wisconsinites: you are all fat people who don’t exercise enough, so here is a shopping center where you can pretend to enjoy the lifestyles of cool places you wish you could live. The catch: you have to actually get out and walk around in the freezing cold to reap the benefits.


Posted: November 12th, 2006
Categories: blog
Comments: 5 Comments.
Comment from me - 14 Nov ’06 at 9:23 pm

Pish Posh, you could always go back in the summer.

Comment from Roman Edirisinghe - 14 Nov ’06 at 10:43 pm

Why would I do that? I hate malls.

Comment from Heidi Bloom - 15 Nov ’06 at 2:47 pm

The why did you go in the first place?

Comment from Heidi Bloom - 15 Nov ’06 at 2:48 pm

Great, now I’ve typed “the” instead of “then.” Apparently I love posting embarrassing typos on your blog.

Comment from Roman Edirisinghe - 15 Nov ’06 at 2:53 pm

We tried to go to Trader Joe’s but it was chock full of people. Then, I needed a fabric store, and it turns out there was none. Nicole needed to pee, and the ladies room (with 2 stalls for a giant mall) had shit smeared everywhere. We got out quick.