Bayshore Mall
Whoever thought that putting an outdoor mall in Wisconsin was a good idea is a complete idiot. When I was a kid, I enjoyed going to Bayshore Mall, but now it’s a joke. Nicole and I walked around the place, freezing in the wind, and decided we would never return. It is a travesty to have to put on your winter coat between stores. Perhaps the building designers were trying to drop a hint to Wisconsinites: you are all fat people who don’t exercise enough, so here is a shopping center where you can pretend to enjoy the lifestyles of cool places you wish you could live. The catch: you have to actually get out and walk around in the freezing cold to reap the benefits.
Suckers.
Pish Posh, you could always go back in the summer.
Great, now I’ve typed “the” instead of “then.” Apparently I love posting embarrassing typos on your blog.
We tried to go to Trader Joe’s but it was chock full of people. Then, I needed a fabric store, and it turns out there was none. Nicole needed to pee, and the ladies room (with 2 stalls for a giant mall) had shit smeared everywhere. We got out quick.