Weekend synopsis
The weekend can be summed up with the following anecdote:
I was at Matan’s Bar Mitzvah, and when it was time to “shower him with sweet things,” I flung my piece of candy as hard as I could, aiming for the front of the room where Matan was. As noble as my intentions were, my body had apparently forgotten how to throw. The piece of candy fell far short of my expectations, instead colliding with the head of an unsuspecting woman. Furthermore, she barely flinched, demonstrating that my throw was especially weak. Lady, whoever you are, I’m really sorry I pegged the back of your noggin with my worse-than-a-girl throw.
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