Bayshore Mall

November 12th, 2006

Whoever thought that putting an outdoor mall in Wisconsin was a good idea is a complete idiot. When I was a kid, I enjoyed going to Bayshore Mall, but now it’s a joke. Nicole and I walked around the place, freezing in the wind, and decided we would never return. It is a travesty to have to put on your winter coat between stores. Perhaps the building designers were trying to drop a hint to Wisconsinites: you are all fat people who don’t exercise enough, so here is a shopping center where you can pretend to enjoy the lifestyles of cool places you wish you could live. The catch: you have to actually get out and walk around in the freezing cold to reap the benefits.

Suckers.

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5 Responses to “Bayshore Mall”

  1. me on November 14, 2006 9:23 pm

    Pish Posh, you could always go back in the summer.

  2. Roman Edirisinghe on November 14, 2006 10:43 pm

    Why would I do that? I hate malls.

  3. Heidi Bloom on November 15, 2006 2:47 pm

    The why did you go in the first place?

  4. Heidi Bloom on November 15, 2006 2:48 pm

    Great, now I’ve typed “the” instead of “then.” Apparently I love posting embarrassing typos on your blog.

  5. Roman Edirisinghe on November 15, 2006 2:53 pm

    We tried to go to Trader Joe’s but it was chock full of people. Then, I needed a fabric store, and it turns out there was none. Nicole needed to pee, and the ladies room (with 2 stalls for a giant mall) had shit smeared everywhere. We got out quick.

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